How To Have A Performance Go WAY Off The Rails, And Still Think It's The Best Night Ever

Video of the entire thing is in here lmao

As hilarious as this would be to put publicly all over the internet, this is a post for paid subscribers only, for these reasons:

1. What are you even paying for if you don’t get access to shit like this?! 😆

2. THANK YOU for supporting my work, bc of that, i’ll share something i’d once find horribly humiliating and just wayyyy toooo HUMAN with you

3. I don’t want this to reflect poorly on the venue - the venue is AMAZING, we had an incident where speakers blew out and there were some issues with the sound board, but it is not their fault.

Alright, so it all went down Monday July 10th. I was asked to host and perform at an open mic at a really dope venue outside of Nashville.

This place doubles as a concert venue with an indoor stage, outdoor beergarden, it is also a hardware and feed store, it sells local honey, CBD, has a FARMacy, meaning natural healing / herbs, and a delicious restaurant inside.